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Originally Posted by osreb
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new members.
You must abstain from sex for an entire month."
The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the church...
..."You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"We know," said the young man, hanging his head.
"We're not welcome at Lowe's, either."
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Fancy hearing the same joke on One Click Chicks that I heard on Garrison Keillor.
So why not try this one on for size?
A woman walked into a bar, and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave her one.