What's the most embarrassing thing for a cheerleader?
When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!
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Insert your rival school's name in the blank:
Q: What do you get when you put 32 ______ cherrleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: How do you get a _____ cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push, real hard.
Q: Why does _____ have artificial turf?
A: To keep their cheerleaders from grazing.
Q: Why do they no londer serve ice at _____ home football games?
A: The cheerleader who knew the recipe graduated.
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Cheerleaders Trapped in University of Texas Elevator: Let the Dirty Jokes Begin
Posted on August 6, 2008
It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, a porn movie, or just what to expect when the University of Texas hosts its summer cheer camp. According to the Telegraph, the students, all between the ages of 14 and 17, decided to all squeeze into the Jester Residential Hall elevator for a ride. When the elevator got to the first floor, the doors got stuck, stranding the cheerleaders for over half an hour. Don’t worry, they’re fine, although one girl fainted and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. Apparently they thought it would be wacky to ignore posted signs limiting elevator capacity to 15 people…or 3,000 pounds. Uh-oh, girls, that’ll teach you not to think skipping breakfast can get you down to 2,999.
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And my favorite cheer:
Pork Chop, Pork Chop,
Greasy, Greasy,
We're gonna beat you,
Easy, Easy
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