A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blonde haired cowgirl coming toward him with nothing on but her cowboy hat, her gun and her boots. He arrests her for indecent exposure.
As he is locking her up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowgirl says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...
I was in this bar down the road and this gorgeous hunk of a man asks me to go out to his motor home with him... so I did.
We go inside and he pulls off his top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did.
Then he pulls off his pants and asks me to pull off my skirt.... so I did.
Then he pulls off his shorts and asks me to pull off my panties...so I did.
Then he gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowgirl."
"And here I am."
What do a OBGYN and a pizza delivery man have in common?
Both can smell it, they just can't eat it!!
