Waxident: An undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and results in harm while getting waxed or playing with candles.
I asked my beautician to leave me with a landing strip, but after the waxident, I was stuck with a bald beaver.
I hoped to play with my fiance's smooth pussy, but after the salon burned her cunny, she wouldn't let me touch her!
Master told me he wants to play with candles and stuff a lit one inside of me. I get hot knowing that there could be a painful waxident!