Judge: I'm sure this marriage can be saved. Mrs. Pitz, don't you want to say something?
Wife: OK. Darling, do you remember fifteen years ago when I confessed to an affair with your best friend that you got mad and threw me out in the street like a common prostitute?
Husband: I'm very sorry dear.
Wife: Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to trouble you again!
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