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The guy was lamenting to the bartender that he went to a brothel, paid his money and when the
girl came in the room, It was his wife!!!

"You shouldn't be so unhappy about it," the barkeep said, "it's actually
really romantic."

"Oh, yeah?" responded the man. "Well, I thought she was home taking care
of the kids and she thought I was bowling. And to clinch it all, the
Madame wouldn't give me my money back and refused to give me another
girl."