Well shit, I guess I should have brought my camera to work. They rode past my bar twice (at night in Portland). A bunch of customers ran outside to watch it. I mean, it was dark out, and the guy-girl ratio was at least 10-1 but there were still some nice tits out there. Also I would have been the weird guy standing in the corner taking pictures out the window instead of serving customers, but hey, I have my priorities straight.
So the first wave shut down traffic on Burnside for a good twenty minutes, (cars were backing up to take alternate routes), then a bunch of them came back around for a second pass, this was around 12:00. I got off at 1:00 and there were still small groups of them biking around naked. I waited at my bus stop, where this drunk bum was standing, and a group of riders with several good-looking chicks had to stop in front of me for a red light (cops everywhere btw). The bum starts shouting at the naked riders, and they say "get naked, man!" And he says "I dont have a bike" And one of the chicks says "You don't need a bike to get naked", and the bum whipped out his dick and they all cheered. It was kind of gross and hilarious at the same time.
But the best part was later, seeing all these girls riding bikes and wearing disheveled clothes, like it was obvious they'd hastily put them back on. That was just kind of hot, because they knew as well as I did that everyone had just seen them naked, but since they had gotten dressed they seemed more embarrassed to be ogled. They were in a weird place, no longer naked yet not quite clothed either. I got back to the eastside, across the river, at 1:45 and there were still naked and half-clothed cyclists roaming around.
This was the fourth year I've witnessed the naked ride in Portland (working at a bar that closes late at night helps), and was easily the biggest turnout yet. I never bring a camera because A) I'm at work, and B) the number of dicks outweighs the number of tits. Naked guys on skateboards =
