06-13-2009, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by osreb
do cap guns count?
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When held by beautiful, naked women, YES. Absolutely! 
Quote:
Originally Posted by osreb
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in our home. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?'
My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either,
but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.'
To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is
like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank
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Agreed. Nice story.
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