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Old 06-06-2009, 05:23 AM
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Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about $8.00 or $9.00 a day. Jose bring home a suitcase full of ten
dollar bills every day, he drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free
house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills
every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" Jose replies.

Carlos says, "Alright, what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico."
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