Doctor takes advantage
A man with a lifelong studdering problem has seen every speech pathologist, therapist, you name it, all to no avail.
He finally decides to simply see his regular doctor and see if he can help. "DDDD...oc..ttt..er...y...y.....ou have to..to..to.. help me...nnnnnuu...tttttttthhhhh..ing has worked for me"
The doctor tells him how this is not his area of expertise and that he should continue to seek professional speech therapy, but, he was perfectly happy to give him an exam. The Doctor has him undress and immediately sees the man has a penis the size of a horse. The Doctor says, "I think I know your problem, your penis and testicles are so huge they are actually pulling on your muscles and tendons all the way up to your vocal cords. A simple penis reduction operation will cure you completely."
The man says, "DDDD...oc..ttt..er...rrr...rrr..rrr. you....ssss..ure..?" The doctor quickly replies, "oh yes, I am completely sure, this will fix your studdering problem."
The surgery is a success and the man's speech is totally normal. On a follow up visit to the same doctor he's over joyed his speech is normal, "Doctor I can't thank you enough, I can finally talk like everyone else now, you have changed my life. The only problem I have now is well....I didn't realize you were going to give me such a small penis, all my girl friends are laughing at me now"
The Doctor replies, "FFFF...uuuccc...kkkk....yyyy..oooouuu....a dddeeael's... a deal"
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