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Bad day at Hallmark

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?'


Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )


So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay


I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.