5-10-09 Mothers Day
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'4", hard bodied, well endowed, male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God."
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