Way too Picky!
Guys,
I have certainly seen prettier faces, but come on .... It has been my observation that, on the 'net, bravado takes over and guys get really picky and act like that wouldn't sleep with all but the sexiest girls. I say you're all full of shit!
While we would all LIKE to bang only the cream of the crop, the fact is, none of us has the advantage that women do, i.e., even if you look like Brad Pitt and have a 14 inch pecker, you still can't get women to sleep with you without playing their game.
Some of you are afraid of the "Moped Syndrome"; you'd love to ride it but you don't want your friends to see you on it!
I've been with some really beautiful women. But I've also been hard up and slept with some pretty homely women. And you know what? It still felt really good to spew in them!
Here are some valid reasons NOT to sleep with women:
1) She looks like Flip Wilson
2) She IS Flip Wilson
3) She smells really bad
4) She has an STD that antibiotics won't cure
5) The risk of being found out is too high
6) She charges more than you can afford
7) She might be a cop
8) Facial hair/stubble
9) She is a he
Short of these kinds of issues, not sleeping with a woman because she has flaws is something that the insecure brag about but, when the chips are down, if there's anything on her frame that gets you hard, just look at it while working up a nut. Ignore the other parts. Sometimes, that might mean having tunnel vision on a nice pair of knobs or turning her over and focusing on the butt action.
But don't tell me you wouldn't sleep with the first girl in this post. With legs like that!! I've paid for far worse!!!!
DD
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