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The Taxi Driver

A preacher on a trip to New York caught a a taxi and while sppeding through town he hada wreak and he and the taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.


'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the pastor. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I
spent my lefe serving God, went to church every Sunday, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons everyone slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!

Alternate punch line:

"the taxi driver scared the Hell out of a lot more people by driving than you did by preaching."