[osreb]

A woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started
playing her first round when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was
so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked,
"You're back in so early!
What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee!" she said.

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,
"Then your stance is probably too wide."