[osreb]

A crusty old man walks into the local Church and Says to the secretary,
>
> I would like to join this damn church.
>
> The astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir...
> I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?
>
> Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join This damn church!
>
> I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
> Tolerated in this church.
>
> The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's
> Study to inform him of her situation.
>
> The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen
> To that foul language.
>
> They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old
> Geezer, Sir, what seems to be the problem here?
>
> There is no damn problem, the man says.
> I just won $200 Million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join
> this
> damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.
>
> I see, said the pastor.
> And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?
>