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A mother is driving a little boy to his friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little boy asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her
age,' the mother replied.

'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little boy says,
'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal
questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little boy asks, 'Why did you and Daddy
get a divorce?'

'That is enough questions, young man, honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin
to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the
little boy says to his friend..

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is
look at her driver's license. It is like a report card,
it has everything on it..'

Later that night the little boy says to his mother, 'I
know how old you are, you are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find
that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little boy says triumphantly, 'I know
why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex