Lol
I was looking for more bride pics and came across this joke.
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a
virgin. On the wedding night, she lies under the covers naked as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring, I know dis you firs time and, you
flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you
want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and
says, "You wanna beef wit broccoli?"
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