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A teenage boy ask the new girl in town for a date girl Friday night for dinner and a movie.

The girl acccepts and tells him that if he brought some protection she would give him a little piece of heaven
after the movie.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had s e x before, but he knows what she means and takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the bpy.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many con doms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door..

'Oh, I'm so excited, but my parents insist on meeting my date, come on in!' they are in the den playing Monopoly.

The boy goes inside & is taken to the den. The boy quickly offers to join the game, stating Monopoly is his favorite game and ask if he can play? he then sits downs and plays Monopoly with the girl's parents. After the game he stands up and and says it is time for him to go home.
The girlfriend leans over and tells him she will walk him to his car.
Once outside she angerly yells at him; " You told me you would take me to a dinner and a movie! I didn't want to stay home on a Friday night and play Monopoly with my parents. Why didn't you tell me you liked to play Monopoly?"

The boy turns and yells back; "Well you didn't tell me your father was a pharmacist!"