Easter Sunday Brides
A man, fianally gave in to his ever nagging wife, who wanted to go to Jerusalem. So off they went
and while there, the wife suddenly became ill and died. The undertaker told the husband that it would cost him $5,000 to have the body shipped home, but he could have her buried in the Holy Land for $500.
The man pondered the choice and hen notifed the undertaker to arrange for the body to sent back to America.
Why, asked the undertaker; it would cost much less to bury her here.
The man replied; "A long time ago a man died and was buried here in Jerusalem and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."
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