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Jesus,who was he?

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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

He went into his fathers business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his mother was a virgin,and his mother was sure he was God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH

He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN

His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN

He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He set up his HQ in Rome

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK

He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He could'nt get a fair trial

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A HIPPY

He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN

He had to feed a crowd,at a moments notice,from a few leftovers
He kept trying to get his message across to a bunch of men who just did'nt get it
Even when he was dead,he had to get up because there was more work to do

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