I don't want my Jewish girl friends to feel left out So I'll offer this:
JEWISH GIRLS:
First date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress. You get to finger her but she won't touch you..
Second Date:
You get a blowjob.
Third Date :
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier - or else you marry her and never get a blowjob again.
Just kidding, that was only a few of them. I was fortunate enough to have a few Jewish girls choose me to relieve them of their virginity.
My Chinese girl story is a little different, but for the guys who knew her before me that was right on the money!
Love ya til I die, shmoopsie.