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Pick Up Lines...

Lets play Titanic,
When I say iceberg, you go down.

You must be high jumper,
Because you make my bar rise.

Call me Fred Flintstone,
Because I'll make your
Bedrock.

If we were both squirrels,
Would you play with my nuts?

Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet?
Then why are you wearing a bra?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or do I have to walk by again?

You must have a mirror in your pocket
Because I can easily see myself in your pants.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I seem to have lost my phone number,
Can I have yours?

If I told you that you had a great body,
Would you hold it against me?

How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the
First thing that pops up.

I lost my teddy bear.
Will you sleep with me?

Sex is a killer.
Wanna die happy?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
"NO."
Can I?

Playing doctor is for kids.
How about me and you play gynaecologist.

If you were a tear in my eye,
I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Excuse me,
Do you give head to strangers?
Well then,
Allow me to Introduce myself.

The word for the day is legs.
Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you have some Irish in you?
Would you like a piece
Of Irish in you?

The last time I saw you,
I was dreaming.

Hi, my name is Kelli.
Don't forget it because you'll
Be screaming it later on tonight.

I'm new in town,
Could you give the directions to your apartment?

I love every bone in your body.
Especially mine!

That's a nice smile, its just too bad that's not the
Only thing you're wearing.

All those curves,
And me with no brakes.