April Fools Month - jokes & pics thread
My April theme is jokes and pics. I post marrigae jokes on the great bride thread and drink jokes on the uner the influence thread, So I am dedicating April to post my jokes and clean out my stored pics including EIEIO leftovers.
I know you guys have jokes and pics, so lets get this thread going. The pics don't have to match the joke
but to start it off I have blonde pics with blonde jokes.
THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'
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A blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop for speeding.
Cop; "Mam, can I see your drivers license, please."
Driver: Rumages through her purse; " I can't find it."
Cop: "Well do you have any form of a photo ID."
Driver: Again digs in her purse, pulls out a compact, flips it open, looks at herself in the morror, hand it to the cop and says: "Here, this as my picture on it."
Cop: Takes the compact and looks at the mirror and hands it back to the blonde driver.
He then says: "I am so sorry Mam, if I had known you were a cop I would have never pulled you over."
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