April Fools Day Brides
Su Wong, a high school math teacher, marries Lee Wong, an aeronautical engineer. A few months following their wedding Su announces that she is pregnant.
About nine months later Mrs. Wong delivers her baby.
Mr. Wong is ecstatic and can't wait to see his new son. Walking into the maternity ward crowded with new borns he asks the nurse which child is his.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
Upon witnessing the child Mr. Wong is irate and heads back to confront his wife. Yelling at her he says, "You obviously have been unfaithful, there is no way I'm the father of that child."
She responds, "How could you say such a thing?"
He quickly says, "Because two Wongs could not make a White!"
"I'm heading to my attorney's office to file for a divorce!", and stormed out of the hospital.
After explaining the situation to his attorney, the attorney says, "Alright, I will begin the divorce proceedings on the grounds of infidelity, but first I'll have to check the birth records, what did you name the child?"
Mr. Wong responds, "I named him ----
Are you ready for this?
Sum Ting Wong
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