In one of my more unusual cases in recent memory, Mr Byrnes came home one day and surprised his wife with his new beard, which he had had surgically implanted. Oddly, he chose to transplant his pubic hair (see photos). After valiant attempts at continuing the marriage, Mrs Byrnes finally admits that the thought of going near her husband's face gives her the dry heaves. In her words, "I know where that beard has been!"
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