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Results of a recent research shows that there are seven kinds of sex:

The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
And you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The second kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
And you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The third kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'


The fifth kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon
And Nun at night.
(Very Popular)


The sixth kind is called: Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And; Last, but not least,

The seventh kind of sex is called: Australian Pension Sex.

* You get a little each month,

But, not enough to enjoy your self.



PLEASE,
DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems!!!