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and on this forum we have handcuffs, E I E I O

With cuff behind back here, and cuffed it front there;

here I'm handcuffed; there I'm ready to be frisked;

everywhere a Handcuffed babe, EIEO

Allow me to digress on this topic -true story

A Seminary intern was to give children's sermon at a very conservative church. All the preschoolers came to the and sat with the intern in the front of the sanctuary during the main Sunday Service.
He had a pair of handcuffs and was trying to explain the difference between God's law and Man's law.
He said to the kids that if you break man's law a policeman will arrest you, and held up the cuffs to make his point.
A 4 year old girl shouted out, "My Mommy and Daddy have some like that except they are pink."