Oh Great! Another pair of immigrants wants a divorce. Let me guess. They don't like it here in Jersey, right? They probably want to move back to Mumbai. When the hell did they change the name from Bombay anyway? I mean, Mumbai sounds like a childhood disease. And while I'm at it, why did they change Peking to Beijing? That sounds like an aardvark sneezing, doesn't it? What is it with these people anyway? Can't they get the names of their cities straight?....Huh?....You say they speak English?....They were born in Hackensack?....Oh....My bad....Actually, come to think of it, if you ever saw a cat throwing up a hairball you know where the name Hackensack comes from!
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