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Mr Feldman is of course a world famous actor. Starting with a small role in the worst spaghetti western ever made ("Heads, You Die. Tails, I'll Kill You"), Mr Feldman spent a few weeks in Israel one summer making what came to be the progenitor of the hundreds of "chopped liver westerns" made during the 80s and 90s ("A Fistful Of Gelt"). Returning to Israel for two more iconic westerns ("For A Few Tsores More" and "The Goy, The Boy and the Shikseh"), Mr Feldman next went to Levitown, New York, where he resided with his common law wife Xondra Kluck while making world renowned movies such as "One Hung Low," "Low Druchus Drifter" and "Pale Uzi." He then relocated to Los Angeles to to star as the bazooka toting Detective Kalyeh in the acclaimed "Filthy Murray" films ("Ask yourself, do I feel lucky. Well do ya, putz?"). Lately, he has been directing Oscar winning art films ("Million Shekel Bubee"). Having found a young trophy wife, he soon dropped Ms. Kluck. Unfortunately, he forgot that LA is where we invented palimony!