The ancient Greeks told of Diogenes, who would carry a lamp in the daytime. When asked why, he would say that he was looking for an honest man. After reviewing the evidence in this matter, I can't escape the image of our plaintiff, Mr Pink, standing in the sun of Athens in 404 B.C., looking forlorn in his toga and sandals, perhaps a cigar drooping from the corner of his mouth, saying: "While you're at it, Mac, why don't you see if you can dig up an honest dame?"
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