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Mr Sanchez (formerly Father Dominic S.J.) left the priesthood to marry a woman he met in South America while on sabbatical studying the mating habits of Rio beach girls. After a whirlwind courtship and speedy relocation to Texas, Mr Sanchez began to become worried about his wife's mating habits! He also began to note that she changed hair color like he changed socks (see photos). The end came when he discovered that his wife was on sabbatical from the Venezuelan secret police, and that she was studying the mating habits of capitalist swingers with an eye toward teaching Hugo Chavez some new techniques to screw his countrymen!