Valentine Day Brides
I had a rose named after me
And I was very flattered.
But, I was not pleased to read
The description in the catalogue:
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
--Eleanor Roosevelt.
By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
You'll become happy;
If you get a bad one,
You'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates.
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx.
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