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A guy is put before the judge's bench because he is on trial for
Paying a prostitute for sex. "How do you plead?" asks the judge, to
The defendant.

"Not Guilty, your honor."

Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds,
"How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we
Have both the sex act, plus your subsequent payment to the alleged
Prostitute right here on tape?"

"Easy," says the defendant, "I'll admit to the court that although I
Wasn't engaged in an act of prostitution, I was committing another
'heinous' crime, gambling."

"Gambling?" responds the prosecutor, "How so?"

"Well you see," answers the defendant, "I went up to the young lady
Earlier that night as she was working in a topless bar and said to
Her, 'I'll bet you $200 that you don't get to have sex with me
Tonight. That videotape is just footage of me losing the bet!"