Mr Pelosi was doing quite well after landing the role of Curly-Joe in "I, Stooge." He came home from the first day of shooting to find his new bride naked in bed, and began caressing her and engaging in love talk such as "Whose lips are these?" and "Whose breasts are these?" To each question, Mrs Pelosi would respond, "Yours, my love." This went on for some time until just as Mr Pelosi was reaching his wife's nether parts, a man's voice called out from the closet, "When you get to the umbrella, it's mine!"
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