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Old 01-31-2009, 02:07 AM
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Mrs Sacks was addicted to diet pills and cigarettes. Although warned that her therapist, Dr Himmler, engaged in extreme aversion therapy, she chose to remain a patient. Promising to cure her addictions in one session, the Dr fed Mrs Sacks massive doses of LSD, took her up in a small plane, and spent the next hour performing heart stopping dives and blood curdling barrel rolls. Mrs Sacks indeed quit taking drugs. Unfortunately, she also stopped taking food. And liquid. And air. The doctor came to this court and asks "Vat is vorse? Der taking of der drugs or a little force feeding and der iron lung?" Mr Sacks can have an annulment. He also has acquired a new conversation piece after choking Dr Himmler's liver out with his bare hands!
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