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The Moranos apparently were not up on current events. Choosing Pakistan for a vacation, they failed to notice that all the women were clothed head to toe in potato sacks. Thinking nothing of the fact that there were no women at all at the hotel pool, Mrs Morano stripped down to a thong and began to sun herself. Barely averting a death sentence, she is now serving hard labor somewhere in the Sultanate of Swat. Since she will be 90 when she gets out of jail, Mr Morano seeks a divorce. Since he will be 95 when he gets out of jail, I can see no reason to deny it.