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Old 01-29-2009, 10:35 PM
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Obviously, they ARE psycho!

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Originally Posted by raggadoon View Post
Today I was at ******. i was talking to the receptionist when I noticed she had no panties on. I could help but look and when she saw me, she opened her legs. I almost passed out!!! "You like?" is what she asked and then started touching her p**** lips. People where coming in and out of the office but she just kept doing it. I could not help it so I grabbed her hand away, held it and asked her if she wanted to feel what was happening in my pants? Well get this, she starts to yell and calls me a sicko! Then when other people looked at us, she told them I was trying to get her to put her hands down my pants. They threw me out of the office and said they would call the police if I ever returned. Everyone both inside and on the street was looking at me. I got up, face red, and started to leave quickly. Just then security came up to me, handed me her phone number and said " she wants you to give her a call ". Total puzzled I asked him what her problem was and do you know what he said? He said "Buddy I have been married to her for 5 years and I still don't know", followed by "so I guess we'll see you tonite".

This is a true story and I will do my best to get some pics for everyone. Wish me luck.
I hope this guy and his freak of a wife are not psyco!!
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