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Important Info For Women:
1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.
2) If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five
porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
3) A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.
4) Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to thirty minutes on
the treadmill.
5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
6) Intercourse prevents divorce.
7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of
brain cells.
8) Sex eliminates headaches.
9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard".
10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your
lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
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