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Mr Brown has been acting in local commercials for several years. He has recently become famous after being cast in Oliver Stone's hard hitting bio-pic "I, Stooge." ("We have found our Larry," announced the director to a stunned public). The problem in this case arises from an odd twist on the casting couch. The casting director insisted on a 3 way with Mr Brown and his wife in return for the role (see photos). Finding that she liked her new Hollywood lifestyle, and bored with watching her husband rehearse his lines ("Hey, leave 'im alone" and "Ya missed me, ya missed me"), Mrs Brown has now run off with the key grip, best boy and gaffer!