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bigi442000 · #**273** 01-21-2009, 11:02 PM

There is an old joke about what a man and woman claims about prior sexual partners. With men you divide by three and with women you multiply by three. In this case, Mr Goldblatt allows to three sexual partners. Mrs Goldblatt allows as to three hundred. Why they had this discussion after the marriage as opposed to before is a complete mystery. However, each party has now "done the math." Each finds the other totally unacceptable. Mrs Goldblatt demands to know "what kind of dink did I marry?" Mr Goldblatt's comments are far more colorful and completely unprintable. The divorce is granted. Mrs Goldblatt is ordered to leave her phone number with the bailiff.

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