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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is
engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our
eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it
all went.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He
saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then
we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at
his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over
my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I
was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask
over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner Batman?