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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately Take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole?


*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids In tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a
Shampoo and a blow job?'
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*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf Balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one Of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store He Asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him
And said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'
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*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that Sold a variety of candy and nuts.

As we were looking at the Display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed
Any help.

I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
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*While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided To release some pent-up energy and ran amok.

I was finally Able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust And annoyance from other patrons.

I told her that if she did Not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished.

To my Horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as Threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

I mustered up The last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
Daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed Behind me were screams of laughter!!
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*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the Future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when
You predict snow but don't get any?

We had a Female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to Have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
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