Following the unusual case of Mr Wolders (see my November 27, 2008 ruling), his best friend Mr Brand tried out for a role in Oliver Stone's new hard hitting film "I, Stooge." To his amazement, considering he had not acted since his kindergarten class staged "The Good Ship Lollipop," Mr Brand landed the role of Curly. This caused Mr Brand to immediately run for office in Minnesota, but unfortunately the vote tally showed that he lost the election by 75,000 votes. Undeterred, Mr Brand immediately demanded a recount. Rather than replay the process the state went through thanks to the last senate recount, and considering Minnesota's history (where more people vote than actually live in the state) the secretary of state came up with a unique solution. At Mr Brand's suggestion, his wife was hired to consult a Ouija board about who REALLY should have won the election. To no ones surprise, Mr Brand has now been declared the winner. He is now the governor. Amazingly, the secretary of state is now chief justice. Unfortunately, Mrs Brand was only given the position of deputy county clerk. This, she claims, is too much to bear.
Meanwhile, the search for Larry, Moe, Joe and Curly-Joe continues.
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