01-11-2009, 09:52 PM
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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the bloody height of this flagpole, but we don't have a bloody ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable wrench from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches...
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We
need the bloody height and she gives us the bloody length.'
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