[Cigar4u]

Poor Julia – whoever she or he is – cannot get a break.

She/he doesn’t post a photo and she/he gets criticized as being a phony.

She/he does post “a photo” – mind you I have to agree that it is not necessarily “her photo” -- and she/he gets criticized as being a phony.

Julia just can’t win – not at poolside in her skimpy bikinis and not in writing her accounts of losing said swimsuits at said sites.

The bottom line is that there is no way for Julia to prove to us she is who she says she is or he is who he … you get the idea.

Earlier I posted a message saying that I chose to believe Julia was sincere. With the information we had at that time, I had no reason to doubt her single interesting and unusual account.

Strangely enough, now that she has posted a photo as “proof” that she is legit and has posted a second similar story, I am actually teetering to the other side and doubting anything about her tales.

Now I simply believe that Julia is just too good to be true. And I don’t mean that as a compliment.

First, why did she wait so long to post the photo? Look at the date of her earliest messages. When she was doubted sometime back, she could have downloaded a photo of her to her computer and uploaded it to this site immediately – or had someone do it for her.

One answer is that it took our friend a while to find a photo of someone – perhaps a co-ed classmate -- who we would believe is the so-called Julia, an exotic Eastern European babe.

That poses a troubling situation that, if that is not Julia’s photo, then the person who posted it is taking a big chance that the woman whose image it is isn’t going to find that photo on this sexually oriented adult Web site, hunt down said poster and beat the living shit out of that person.

I think we would all agree that the gal in the photo is dropdead gorgeous – too good looking for this set of circumstances. Is it just me or does a woman who looks that fine strike you as not being a computer geek?

While I was growing up in the United States in the 1960s, we were led to believe that Eastern European women -- for the most part -- were stout and sturdy gals who wore babushkas over their heads to hide strands of facial hiar and were really talented at pulling a plow.

The gal in that photo does not look like she has spent a whole lot of time toiling in the fields or anywhere.

You have to wonder what a woman who looks that fabulous is even doing on a computer and, more importantly, why she has registered to join a message board used primarily by us males as a source – and I might say an excellent source -- of whack-off material.

Which brings me to my second point, and that is Julia’s stories, written so wonderfully in an Eastern European accent strongly reminiscent of Natasha Bityourcockoff from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons of the early 1960s, really hit a chord with men’s fantasies -- too much so.

While the first story about guys tricking Julia and her friend out of their bikinis was somewhat believable because of the originality of it, the second story mirrors the first and thus strikes me as being rather strange.

We have an old saying in America that I am going to modify to fit Julia’s alleged situation: “Trick me out of my bikini once, shame on you. Trick me out of my bikini a second time, shame on me!”

I mean for a “lady” who says she doesn’t like to be nekid in public Julia sure has a penchant for winding up that way – and both times at pools! What a coinci-dinky!

Here’s some advice Julia. Next time you go to a water facility, to avoid losing your bikini, wear a ski suit and a parka over it!

And that’s another thing that strikes me as odd. What a fun place Eastern Europe must be where guys can go to water parks and con women out of their bikinis and make them walk starkers back to their dressing rooms with no retaliation from law enforcement or civil punishment.

Images we get in America never show Eastern Europeans frolicking in water parks and at pools – trudging down gray, dungy and desolate streets during seemingly eternal winters behind the Iron Curtain, yes; defrocking babes of bikinis at poolside, no.

Although I am poking fun at this subject, I hope Julia continues to post here because the stories – if nothing else -- are entertaining.

And we can enjoy them because we all know deep inside that they are not true. Because if they were, they would be crimes and she and her bikini-less friends would have reported them to authorities as such, as any woman – American, Eastern European, etc. – would do.

So if we don’t believe what Julia says actually happened to her and her pals then we easily can accept that her stories are nothing more than fun and entertaining fantasies.

And, after all, isn’t that why we all joined this message board and others like it?