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A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a
few beers after work.

The man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.


The co-worker suggested away to overcome that problem: "When you
get home tonight , sneak into the house slide down inder the sheets,
gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women
love it, believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late
with the boys."


So the man agreed to try it, and went out enjoyed himself. Late
that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets,
gently slid down his wife panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned
and groaned with pleasure, but after a while, he realized he had
to take a leak, so he told he'd be right back.

Got out of the bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very suprised to see his
wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked.

"Shhhhh!!!!" she replied, " you'll wake-up my mother!"

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