[osreb]

You've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose.
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told.


Well You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet.
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget.


Rudolph was under the weather.
He had to call in sick.
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks.


He said, "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said, "Hey, I'm on my way."
And he jumped in his pickup truck.


When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deere tractor hat


But Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down
'Cause we've all got a job to do
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you."


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And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys
And girls along the way.


He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.


Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had 'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of a neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie-flag


He was havin' the time of his life.
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight."


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And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys
And girls along the way.


He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.


He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.