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Old 12-21-2008, 08:16 PM
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Default The Emperor's New Clothes

Once again, Mr Mandelup, known worldwide as the finest women's clothier, presents his winter catalog. The Emperor, as he is known throughout Europe and America, has once again created for his clients a complete wardrobe guaranteed to surpass anything in the world. Yes it is very high priced, but as Mr Mandelup stated when he began creating the best in clothing for women over forty years ago, "You want cheap? Go to Monkey Wards!" But be warned. Only those with the finest taste will be able to see the craftsmanship that goes into every one of Mr Mandelup's works. Anyone else need look no further.

As a special treat, we engaged a bevy of Mr Mandelup's most satisfied clients to wear the gowns in this catalog. Rather than hiring fashion models -"Too bony!" says Mr Mandelup - we thought it would be fun for women to see how The Emperor's clothing lines look on real women. Women just like you! In the flesh, as it were!

So let's begin with you late shoppers. Christmas comes only once a year and The Emperor has created a line especially for you! Surprise your family as they cluster around the tree, as you wear one of Mr Mandelup's new Christmas dresses. Or wait up for Santa and give him a real treat in your new Christmas lounging pajamas. But be careful. Seeing you in the Emperor's newest creation will make Santa want to empty his entire sack just for you!
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