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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male

and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male

reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late

November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers

till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man

in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.